Peace is no existant period in astro empires for occupying newbies and small guild's bases for profit of cheating between two periods of fighting, as according to Oscar Wilde. Getting involved in a war is really easy: as soon as you say something that can be considered as either constructive criticism or mockery, they run preparing for war, usually crying asking everybody else about making a coalition against you. You also get the opportunity to collect the debris (or "pie", as the hopeless inferior beings AE players likes to call it) and you can occupy the enemy base, pillaging it, plundering the trade routes and further humiliating the enemy by laughing at his futile threats of revenge. You get experience points for each battle fought. Astro Empires' system is fueled by nothing but fagotry. ![]() If one foe is defeated, their skills as a faggot will make them world laughed at renowned, which will make lesser faggots plot against them and seek to repeat the process. War in Astro Empires is all about whoever can overwhelm their opponent with fagotry, lame text fleets, e- Honour and internet tough gayism guyism the best. they just swarm over everyone, offering weelchairs and other kinds of assistance to smaller players who, by their definition "cant stand alone". Mordor's motto is "If you cant stand alone you REALLY should get a weelchair". Their way of bringing their love to the world is simply sending their love-fleets to weaker players bases, shoot love at their defences and then occupying, or love-infusing, them. ![]() Their leader, Bosk is perhaps the nicest soul in the whole world and everyone that talks to him automaticly becomes care bears. ![]() They constantly spread goodness around them and never hurts a fly. OF_BORG/borg or just "the love guild" as they are known as in the astro universe are a group of unbeleivably nice people who are dedicated to the peace of the astro universe. Thinking's approach on this set of social groups called guilds With time you'll have pacts with every single guild on the server and you'll win the game!!!!”Ī diagram made to try to explain F.A. “You actually research honour, honour and honour, flamming, and well.diplomacy instead of computer.one level of diplomacy allows you to have an extra pact. See conspiracy, Palpatine, GOON, Poitin Diplomacy Occasionally, wars will happen which will ersult in much whining and internet drama, as well as many internet tough guys (see: EVILSTARWOLF and jopari) coming out of the woodwork who will "fuck u up".Īlternative approaches on AE politics You must also state you honorably fight using your text fleets". The entire point of the forum remains posting as much as you can about how everybody besides you is a whiner and just lost the game. ![]() Eventually if you bitch and troll enough, you will be accepted and politically dominate the game. The entire basis of the politics of astro empires is to be a fagot and troll every single thread on the forum (see: EVILSTARWOLF and spoon.05). Eventually, enough drama will happen that attention whores (most famously jopari, lord mike, penguin14, Fura, and fishiminous) will threaten to become heroes, resulting in lulz. You will also receive reputation points from other basement dwellers. If you bitch and whine on the forums enough, you will become nothing popular on what the AE players define as the internet, which consists of no more than 10 sites outside the AE main page. The aim of the game is rather simple: bitch on the forums a lot as you "build" your e-armada composed of text ships.
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